The Doherty Song

We have a horrible science teacher who says and does mean stuff all the time. His laughter is even worse than his words. It goes like this: Hu he hu he huh.

One day we were boiling rose petals for natural indicators. I was the last group representative to collect the rose petals, so I gathered what was left on the dying stalks and walked back to my group, dumped the petals in the beaker, and started the Bunsen burner. Then HE came round and scolded me for putting too much petals in. What was I supposed to do? Throw them away?

Then when the experiment was finished, he walked around the groups and stopped at my back. He said, "Well... Your indicator looks nice. The colour is deep enough." Then I was so mad and said, "I thought you scolded me for putting too much in! And now you say it's good!" Then he realized what a contradiction he had made and said, "Oh... Oh right. Yeah. Throw it down the sink, then." And he strutted off.

So this is a song I wrote to cool off my anger. It's sung to the tune of The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars. Enjoy! Mind you, you might get angry after singing!

Today he came around and spoiled my day.

Just when I was about to say,

"I didn't put much anyway."

But he says throw it down the drain,

I would rather throw him out the lane.

I’m gonna hate his nose forever

‘cause I’m so mad.

He said, “Throw it away,

that's too bad."

But hey that just makes me sad…

We can pour sulphuric acid on his big spikey hair,

Throw away our goggles, causing him despair,

Until he plays fair…

Oh yes I said it, You heard it, let’s fight injustice!

I’m not happy.

Mr. B Doherty: pH of wee.

I’m not happy.

Doherty, say sorry,

Or you’ll see…